Sunday, September 24, 2006

Sidemount vs backmount - in practice

Mrs Caveman and the Caveman did a pair of drift dives from a boat in the Thousand Islands today - with backmount doubles. Both dives were very enjoyable - the current was ripping and the viz was pretty good. Lots of up and down drafts, with some interesting eddies. But, dang, those 100 pound+ doubles are a pain in the proverbial to hoist around. Good thing the Caveman and the Mrs are gym creatures during the week. One thing the dives really hammered home was that sidemount was a heck of a lot more stable than backmount. Sidemount, you have to work really hard to come off the horizontal plane. Its naturally stable like you wouldn't believe, once you got the rig tuned properly. Backmount, no matter how well tuned, at some point that mass of steel on your back is gonna want to make you go turtle - basic physics.

Only problem with sidemount is that it's a tad awkward on a boat, but some day I'll try it anyways, even if it's just to spare my aging back and knees the joy of lifting doubles off the bench multiple times during an outing.

That being said, the autumn cave country trip is fast approaching, so I think it'll be the last backmount doubles dive before hitting the crystal clear waters of Northern Florida springs.

Dang, but sidemount does rock, and not only because it spares the old knees and back, and is inherently more stable than backmount. Accessorizing with a cool helmet, complete with helmet-mounted light, is one of the neat things you can do once you break out of the relatively inflexible gear configuration paradigms peddled by some. That would be the divers who laugh at helmet-clad sidemounters but who couldn't, no matter how much they tried, get into a hockey-sock full of cave tunnels without damaging the cave. And damaging cave isn't just uncool, it isn't doing it right.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Labour Day weekend boom and bust

Well, the weekend was a mixed bag for diving. Friday, Mrs. Caveman and the Caveman went to the quarry for some sidemount practice, Saturday, as you can read below, we dove a nice cave with Scubajim and MarcG. But Sunday, delightful as it was, became a non-diving day. The Caveman re-grouted bathroom tiles instead *yuck*.

Monday, Mrs and I went to Lock 21 for a spot of sidemount scootering, which turned out to be fairly decent even though before the dive, the Caveman had a run-in with a very unpleasant individual who was fishing at the usual downstream entry-point. We're slowly getting the hang of this sidemounting stuff, although I suspect we'll be tweaking this and that for just about as long as we'll be diving - but that's part of the DIS (Doing It Sidemount) fun: constant evolution. Mind you, scootering is always a blast and we did a good 70 minutes exploring places in ways mere swimming divers can't.

We found out, upon our return from the Lock, that Scubajim had sweet-talked his way into that shore-diveable cave we wanted to dive on Saturday. Man has a silver tongue. Read about it in his journal.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

The Rules of Sidemount

Seems like you can't start a semi-religious movement without having rules. So as I sit here with a scotch and soda, surfing the blogosphere, my mind turns to the rules that should govern DIS (Doing It Sidemount). King Helmet aka Scubajim may wish to toss in his opinion. We'll get something started, I'm sure.

Without further ado, here are the 6 (draft) rules of DIS:


The Rules of Doing It Sidemount


1. Never dive with people who don't understand why sidemount works
2. Never be afraid to tinker with your gear
3. Wear the helmet with pride - it shows intelligence and forethought
4. Explore where backmounters hesitate to go - or just plain can't go
5. Be nice to the DIR people - remember that Jesus was nice to Pharisees
6. Never worry about how you look underwater. The only thing that counts is not damaging the cave.
7. Avoid useless expenditure of effort - dive lazy

The Caveman's sidemount helmet

The DIS (Doing It Sidemount) gear configuration for tight caves requires a helmet to protect the noggin. Unlike other Doing It creatures, sidemounters do not have heads made of impervious material such as several inches of bone. A helmet allows for more self-expression and a further move away from the standardisation of other Doing It creatures. Herewith some pictures of the Caveman's new helmet, which got its baptism of caving yesterday in a low, sidemount tunnel that no backmounter could visit.

Two side views of the Caveman's sidemount helmet, with the DIS slogan




A rear view of the Caveman's helmet with the warning to get off his ass

A fine day's cave diving


Yesterday, Scubajim, MarcG, Mrs. Caveman and the Caveman himself went for a bit of cave diving in the Ottawa River, a few kilometers downstream from Pembroke. After our plans to shore dive another cave were changed due to unforeseen circumstances, we found ourselves renting a boat from a nice gentleman running a small resort a short distance away. Getting 4 divers, 8 steel cylinders and sundry cave gear into the aluminum runabout was a small feat of logistics, but Scubajim, keen as ever to explore new caves, got us organised and out on the water faster than you can do a GUE-approved S-drill. Using a map of the area that Scubajim obtained via one of his many connections, we puttered to a heavily wooded and uninhabited island's south shore and began looking for the tell-tale surface disturbance of an underwater cave resurgence. Lo-and-behold, within less than 10 minutes we had found the entrance to the cave in a sink hole less than 20 feet from shore.

Tying the boat to shore, we quickly jumped into the water and clipped on our cylinders, sidemount style. For Mrs Caveman, MarcG and me, it was our first time with our new helmets. Very chic and un-DIR. But the sidemount configuration felt good. Stable, lean and entirely appropriate for the cave.

Scubajim and Marc headed out first, with the Mrs and me following a few minutes later. The cave, lined by explorers more than 10 years ago, proved to be larger than we expected. Certainly larger than the shore-accessible cave a kilometer or so south of where we were. The visibility being what it was - Ottawa river water is very tannic - we saw little of the cave once beyond the dull red glow of the entrance sinkhole. Our lights, strong as laser beams from a Death Star in the clear Florida cave waters, were anemic light swords in that water. We could either see the line, or see the cave wall/ceiling, not both. The Mrs and I ended our first dive after 40 minutes and about 500 feet penetration.

A short surface interval later, we returned to the cave and this time, we took a right at a t-junction about 300ft in. This led to a narrow tunnel which we could actual see and appreciate in all its limestone glory. The very silty floor was a challenge, but one we thoroughly enjoyed. We found the end of the line, broken, and turned around.

Back on the mainline, we headed deeper into the cave, meeting Scubajim who was on his way out after a very deep and long penetration. About 500ft from the entrance, the cave made a dog leg and dropped 10ft into a rocky tube with the most heartbreakingly beautiful and fragile rock formations. I can well imagine that the Devil's system in Florida was this beautiful before countless generations of cave divers broke, eroded and generally trampled all over the cave. Using the thick manila rope that did double duty as cave line to pull myself along, I made sure not to touch anything. The shape of the cave and the flow turned our breath exhalations into a rumble that resembled thunder - or the sounds of a cave-in. The area is geologically active, witnessed by a resurgence in this same system that was filled in by a seismically-induced collapse a few years ago. After about 400 feet of this, I decided that the rumbling was getting the better of my comfort and we turned around, letting the flow push us back out.

We met a magnificent three-feet long sturgeon hundreds of feet inside the cave, as well as many catfish and other bottom dwellers.

In short order, Mrs Caveman and I emerged above the sink and rejoined Scubajim and MarcG who were waiting for us. In no time at all, we were out of our rigs, in the boat and heading back to shore.

I cannot wait to dive this cave again.

By the way, although this cave, except for the side passages, was diveable with backmounted cylinders, it would have been a pain in the proverbial to haul 100pound sets in and out of an aluminum skiff. Doing it sidemount was the only logical way.

For Scubajim's story and his pictures of the dive, check out his blog. He took the picture at the top of this entry.

Québec Scuba Diving Permits

Québec, that most statist of political entities in North America will soon sic its Provincial Police officers on hapless scuba divers who fail to buy a permit to scuba dive in the province. This intrusion of government stupidity into the private realm is supposedly as a result of diver deaths in Québec due to inadequate or insufficient training. The solution: have divers qualify for a dive permit by being evaluated by Québecois dive instructors. Am I the only one to see the idiocy in having people certified as competent to dive by those who apparently were part of the problem leading to the diver deaths, thus leading to the permit scheme? More on this at text of the provincial regulation in French and a discussion in English on this useless tax grab at Ontario Diving

The politics of scuba diving

It seems like everything people do brings out the worst in small-time politics, of the "I'm right and you're wrong" variety so common among the more dogmatic of our left-wing intellectuals. Case in point: a simple question on advanced dive training brought forth this gem Simple Advice Gone Wrong